Androids dream of robotic sheep

Rather than discuss anything, I would like to state my state, so to speak.

I remember posting a year ago about how I was losing a lot of sleep. Well, I pull a good all nighter, followed by a gym workout, so I think I win for craziest sonbitch in the neighborhood.

No way I am working today. Screw Town Village. We have a meeting tomorrow. Tomorrow. Sunday. The day I am just ITCHING to get out of all the time. If I don't get off before 2:00, I am flipping out. The meeting is from 2:30-4:00.

Kill me, I'm here!

And I am 5'10 and a half! I grew half an inch this Summer!

There must be something in the water besides flouride. Damn, that flouride is tasty.

Also, I have 17,172 songs on my PC. 64 days of music. Basically, I have enough music to fill a 250 gig hard drive, which is quite impressive. I am a download demon.

Listening to: How Soon is Now by The Smiths

Basically, Morrissey is the Pope of Mope and you need to listen to more 80s Brit pop! WE ALL DO.

Thank you

Hand In Glove [BRIT POP SINGLE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG]

...Nothing good to say. So I won't say anything.

The Loudest Sound

by The Cure


Side by side in silcence they pass way the day
So comfortable, so habitual...and so nothing left to say
Nothing left to say
Nothing left to say
Side by side in silence his thoughts echo round
He looks upa t the sky...she looks down at the ground
Stares down at the ground
Stares down at the ground
Side by side in silence they wish for different worlds
She dreams him as a boy...he loves her as a girl
Loves her as a girl...

And side by side in silence without a single word...
It's the loudest sound
It's the loudest sound...
It's loudest sound I ever heard

Oceans Drama

Girls are simply...EVIL to each other

Yesterday at Oceans of Fun, Sarah and her friend Andrea got into a fight. Well, it was more like Andrea wanted to get in a fight about it and Sarah was rationalizing.

I guess you can't rationalize Andrea. I can't believe stoner/heavydrinker/nympho Alex dated her.


So today I picked up my nice, fat paycheck, rolled my windows down in my car [after I spent 36.56 filling it] and enjoyed the cool relief in weather.


I have work today and then, well nothing since I am a loser and have not kept track with any of my school friends. Well, ha. We'll see.

Oak Park

Oak Park...shopping for thongs...Yup.

Wait..not for me lol

I went to the mall yesterday with Becca and Sarah. They went gift shopping for Andrea and decided to pick up some other things Hehe.

We rode the Carousel. It took a ton of convincing to get Becca to ride it, but it was fun.

After that, we went to Sarah and watched Fox and Hound.

A Disney classic.

Oceans of Fun tomorrow

Horrrayyy

Sarah has been home for a few days now. She had a good experience in Mississippi helping people and I am proud of her for going. I would like to go help down there sometime, but I don't really have the resources to get down there. On Sunday we saw Pirates of The Carribean 2 [second time for me whoo hoo!] and got Tropical Sno, which is the drink [er, crushed ice] of the gods.

Work yesterday...not the most fun of things...

I am like sugar to old people...they love sitting down at my sections. I had the most tables again yesterday :(

Life is amazing

World's of Fun

Went to Worlds Of Fun today with Tim and Grant today.

Heat index was 110. Yeah ha


It was brutal.


Grant's sandels BOTH broke and he went barefoot half the day. What a Haus.


Sarah gets home in two days, whoo hoo

Near death experience

It poured yesterday...at exactly 8 O'clock PM. I know this because it is when I left my Dad's to go to Mike's. I left when it was drizzling...I got off his street when it was a monsoon.

Taking I-435 West was a mistake.



I hydroplaned every 10 seconds, my antilock breaks were bugging, and my tires are bare. They are about 5,000 miles over their tread limit.

I got to Mike's alright...barely. I was facing a cop when I realized I didn't have my headlights on...I got lucky. Leawood cops are really nice. Ha

I saw Terminator 2 for the 10000 time...I remember seeing it when I was like, 8. Good times. Ha

Mike's dog is in a humping phase...I wasn't victim, but a certain recliner was...

and Mike's dad likes John Petrucci. What a guy hahaha

Later today I guess I am going to chipotle with Mel. Should be interesting ha. I have gone a week without chipotle...I NEED MY BURRITOS.

Sarah gets back in 4 days!


So I fell asleep watching the original Reeves Superman last night and missed...well...2 hours of the movie...basically all of it. I woke up at 5, crawled up the stairs to my bed and woke up 8 hours later.


I didn't take my medication today, so I was a spaz at the gym haha. Basically, I am sore.

I am going to my Dad's now. I havn't seen him in two weeks, so yeah, should be a much-needed visit.

Its official...paintball this weekend at the Dropzone. YYYEEESSSS

And my dogs....> Your dogs

True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.

~Albert Einstein

Life marches on...and trips occasionally

I woke up at 9 today for work. It was hellll.

Blondes can be dumb. This new girl at work fell for the old "Empty the hot water out of the automatic coffee maker" trick. She got about 3 five gallon buckets before she realized it was on an actual water line...sigh.


Sarah is in Mississippi for hurricane relief and I miss her. She is doing fine and the thing she has a problem with down there are some of the people she is with, ha. But, she is having a blast, which is great.

I also ate 480 Jellybellies today. I know you are jealous.

Pirates

Jack Sparrow gets eaten by the Kraken.

Yup.


HAHAHAHAHA



Anyways, I saw Pirates on opening minute and got home at 4 AM. I woke up up at 11 to see Sarah before she left for Mississippi. Then I went with Mike up the River to see his girlfriend [I navigated] Micah. That was an adventure ha. I can't believe we found the place. I ate a whole pizza because Micah and Mike weren't hungry and played a horrid game of pool, losing by a centimeter on the 8-ball...the damn thing just wouldn't go in.

My mom has to work all this weekend because her work is Hell, so I feel sorry for her :(

The Fourth

I went to Sarah's fourth of July party last night and it was a lot of fun. I have got to say, I realllly liked my 400 bottle rocket "batteries".

The bonfire was pretty cool too.


I learned a few things

1. Mike and Phil can't throw water dynamite without burning me with A.The puncts, B.The green wicks. My ankles are covered in blisters.

2. Mike and Phil can't work bottle rocks. Mike hit him in the side with a bottle rocket her threw in the bonfire. It wealted. Phil's actually went the opposite way he threw them 70% of the time

3. Kevin can move on.

4. I love chocolate fountains and think they should be in every A. House B. School C. Church D. Car

5. Mike needs to stop driving recklessly. He A. Hydroplaned on purpose on bare tires, almost hitting the wall B. Overdrifted on the gravel, turning the car. 10 MPH more and it would have flipped the bitch.


Good times.

Yay

These past few days have been pretty good.

Other than blowing up canisters of butane for butane lighter refills with Becker, Mike, and his dad, Rick, nothing really exciting has happened in terms of fireworks.


Wait duh. On Sunday, I went out to 165th and holmes with Mike to hang out with some of his rockhurst buddies. We blew off some 60 dollars in fireworks. They lit some brush on fire and I had to sprint to put it out. I am a hero ha. Those whole woods would have been on fire. Also, I got hit in the heel with a bottlerocket, leaving a wealt. It looks like I got hit by a BB from an airsoft gun.

Yesterday was my sister's 20th birthday. I barely remember when she was my age, jeese. I ate the majority of her icecream cake. It was good. In fact, I think I want some more.

4th of July party today at Sarah Rose's after work. I get paid time-and-a-half so I will make some 75 dollars today. Not bad.

Bad person?

If you have done over 50 of these things you are a bad person

-1) smoked
-2) consumed alcohol
-3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
-5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
-7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
-8) watched porn
9) bought porn
-10) done drugs
11) taken pain killers
-12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
-13) lied to your parents
-14) lied to a friend
-15) snuck out of the house
-16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
-18) hurt someone
-19)Intentionally hurt someone verbally
-20) seen someone die[When I was 13 I saw someone get hit by a car in New Orleans. I didn't see them get up]
-21) missed curfew[6 last month]
-22) stayed out all night
-23) eaten a carton of icecream by yourself
-24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
-27) recieved a ticket
-28) been in a wreck
-29) been to a club
-30) been to a bar
-31) been to a wild party
-32) seen the Mardi Gras
-34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
-38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd
41) dressed gothic
-42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
-44) dressed grunge[WOW good times]
-45) stole something
-46) been too drunk to remember anything
-47) blacked out
-48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
-51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
-53) been to a concert
-54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
-56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
-58) broke a mirror
-59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
-60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
-62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
-63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
-66) had an injury
-67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
-69) caught something on fire
-70) lied about your age
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
-74) got in trouble with the police
-75) talked to a stranger
-76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
-78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
-80) been verbally harrassed
-81) met face to face with someone you met online[Dated them ha wow]
-82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
-83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
-84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
-85) been to a fair
-86) been called a bad influence
-87) cursed
-88) prank called someone
-89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
-90) cheated on a test
-91) cheated on homework
-92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
-93) been pushed into a pool
-94) played pool
-95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 8 years older than you
-97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100)Laughed at someone who was hurt

69

I guess I am a bad person lol

Saturday...

So today I woke up at one. Ha. I didn't mean to, I just couldn't wake up!

Then, I had a large list of "to-dos", which took a good hour and a half...

Maudie and I went to US toys to find pirate stuff for this Thursday when we see Pirates Of the Carribbean 2 the second it opens...we were dissapointed by the selection and plan to riot at an later, undisclosed time.

Then I went to Chipotle for the 4th time this week and fell asleep at Maud's only to be woken up by a blunt object...an eraser.

Then I went to a fireworks show tonight. It was pretty good. Better than I expected.

Yup, thursday is going to be the best.