I won't use names. I went to a friend's house last night to watch the Kansas City Chief's game last night. After the game, we had two girls come over to hang out a bit. One girl left early when she realized that we weren't going to drink and the other girl decided to stay. We got bored watching TV so we starting jacking around with boxing gloves. My friend was flirting with the girl, showing her how to jab. She thought she had it down and jokingly, approached me, punching in the air to seem intimidating, like a regular Frazier. Well, as she was walking, I guess she lost control of her coordination because he punched me in the face with leather boxing gloves with her weight pushing forward, right in my right temple.
I have been having headaches all week and this sealed the deal. Things have been blurry all weekend and I really hope I don't have a concussion. I feel drunk, but I have not been drinking. I can hardly type a sentence without having to backspace my errors. I am afraid to drive and even walk up stairs. Its as if my contacts had vaseline rubbed in them. Perhaps after a good night's sleep, things will clear up, but I have papers to type and at the rate my vision is going, it won't be long before I can't see this goddamn 12 font.
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